I’ve learned not to comment on other people’s bodies, which is a shame since I’m good at it. Lately, it’s been even harder to hold back, with so many people showing up to dinner 30 pounds lighter than when I last saw them. But I never say, “You look good.” Instead, I’ve found a more subtle way to get them to admit they’re on Ozempic: “Are you going to finish that?”
But Cuba Libre, a Cuban restaurant with locations in Philadelphia, Atlantic City, Washington, D.C., and Orlando, has come up with a more elegant solution to my problem. By the end of the month, Cuba Libre will offer a “GLP-Wonderful Menu” to diners who request it. The five main courses are smaller, cheaper, carb-light, fiber-filled, and protein-heavy to fit into Ozempic users’ shrinking stomachs. The menu lists all the nutritional information right above a drawing of a midriff-exposed flamenco dancer who looks like she’s taken a bathtub full of Ozempic.
In more demure, pre–social media times, it might have been awkward to ask your server for a menu tailored to our diet drugs. If a woman in the 1970s had asked for a Dexedrine Menu consisting of coffee, cigarettes, and Tab, her date, Steve Rubell of Studio 54 fame, might have questioned his entire life for six seconds. But in this oversharing era, the GLP-Wonderful Menu is merely a conversation starter.
Cuba Libre co-founder Barry Gutin got the idea for the menu on September 19, when he sat down with a regular who said he was on a GLP-1 agonist and wished there were a menu suited to his teeny, tiny needs. Gutin left that table to join another regular who said the same thing. I think Gutin may have been drawn to booths that had extra room for him to squeeze in.