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50 Best Eaters

They’re Chasing the World’s 50 Best Restaurants. And They Have Opinions.

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But most of these superheroes hate the gram. “Lots of restaurants are trying to become too trendy and gimmicky to get Instagrammers,” says Chan, who has eaten at only 44 of the current World’s 50 Best Restaurants, which is a pretty weak form of a boycott. In 2013, he estimated that five restaurants on the list were more concerned with presentation than quality. Now he puts the number at 20. Plus, the community of people sharing critical information is disappearing. “I was a food blogger. There were lots of people who would read them and give their comments. Those days are gone. No one reads food blogs anymore. It’s Instagram photos and click click click,” he says.

The complaints I kept hearing about restaurants on the current list included luxification. “Wagyu, truffle, caviar, more caviar. I forgot. Did I mention caviar? Everyone lies and says it’s from Russia or Germany, but it’s all from China. It’s the biggest scam,” says Merrihue. Also, Japanification, which is especially rampant on the West Coast. “Everything is yuzu this or miso that.”

They also resent globalized, homogenized, copycat dishes, a complaint I share even after eating at only five restaurants on the current list and three of the “Best of the Best” that were retired after reaching number one. Verde, who somehow ate at 482 restaurants last year, can recognize the rest of the menu as soon as the first dish appears. “The same forgettable snacks, the same foams – I truly wish chefs would finally retire the white foam, which mostly evokes dish soap – the unnecessary use of smoke, and the ubiquitous addition of caviar, often tasteless and where it’s not needed. The worst part is getting a selection of uninspired petits fours at the end of the meal, like a predictable lemon gelée or a cube of boring, overly sweet fudge – like a bad goodbye kiss after a lukewarm date,” she says.

Merrihue agrees. “The format has become so standardized, it’s really annoying. You get four amuse-bouche that come out on a rock or a tree or a bush. They tell you what order to eat them in, and you can’t remember. The appetizers are four more little goodies, but this time they get their own little platelet. You’re up to eight dishes, and you can’t tell what they are. Then you get a reductionist bit of turbot, and it comes with that little pitcher of sauce that you can video while they pour the green sauce on your lobster. Then a little palate cleanser, a little grapefruit sorbet. Then comes the worst of them all. Three desserts. I don’t know a human being on earth who wants three desserts. Then the petits fours. Are you kidding me? After all that, you get a chocolate, a caramel, and a gummy bear.”

They also agreed on the best restaurants: César in New York City and Alchemist in Copenhagen. Some also listed DiverXO in Madrid, Plénitude in Paris, and La Marine on the French island of Noirmoutier. They suggested avoiding Le Jules Verne in the Eiffel Tower.

And they say all this fine dining has changed them, and not just as eaters. “It made me have more attention to detail. I will be picky about movies,” says Chan. “I’ve got in my mind how things can be improved. Even when I go to a supermarket. They could organize things better. You strive for perfection in your life. That’s what fine dining tries to do. Now I need to import my own water to make my sushi.” Maybe it hasn’t turned them into superheroes. Maybe it’s just turned them into critics.

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