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Pizza University

Pizza University. Credit: Marra Forni

What It's Really Like to Attend Pizza University

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The Final Test

On our last day, we're divided into teams of two. One person practices sliding a formed crust onto a pizza peel, the long-handled tool used to place pizzas in the oven. To move the crust, you gently pinch it at the 10 and 2 o'clock positions, then sweep it onto the peel in a smooth arc. The other student practices sliding the crust back off by pulling the peel backward at a slight angle. Done correctly, the pizza lands exactly where you intended.

Next, we work with smaller, rounded peels used to turn pizzas in the oven. You slide one beneath the pizza, tilt it slightly, and pull back. I can't get the hang of it. The pizza either slips off, flops over, or refuses to rotate. By the time Enzo swings by my workstation, I'm feeling frustrated.

“No, no, no," Enzo says before demonstrating the technique again. Message received. I try again.

We get a tutorial on sauce before returning to the slap method as the workshop winds down. One student at a time steps to the front to make a final pizza. I top mine with sauce, Parmesan, mozzarella, fresh basil, and a drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil. It sits on the counter a minute too long and sticks slightly, so Giulio helps me free it. It's not a perfect circle, but it slides into the oven just fine. Better still, it emerges beautifully leopard-spotted around the edges. I pose for a photo with it, standing proudly between Enzo and Giulio. It feels like being flanked by rock stars.

I take a bite of my pizza. It's delicious: thin but not floppy at the center, utterly foldable, with just the right amount of char and a perfect balance of crust and toppings.

As I drive home that evening, my Pizza University diploma resting on the passenger seat beside me, I'm feeling good. I learned new skills and feel like I've leveled up as a pizzaiolo.

A few weeks later, I make pizza at home for the first time since the class. Standing at my kitchen counter, I do my best to replicate the slap technique. As the dough moves back and forth between my hands, I can almost hear Enzo beside me: "Uno! Due! Uno! Due! Uno! Due!"

My form is still a work in progress, but I manage to produce respectable pies. Enzo spent three days teaching me how to make better pizza. It's my son, though, who reminds me why I wanted to learn in the first place. He shows his appreciation with a different slap technique: a monster high five.

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