Take a look at these funny food quotes made!
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
My mother was a terrible cook. When I was a child I went ice fishing. I came back with 40 pounds of ice. My mother fried it and we almost drowned.
Submitted by Mike Bunge, Oklahoma
My mother never breast fed me; she told me she only liked me as a friend.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.