Gordon Ramsay has tasted some pretty ill conceived plates of food in his time as a chef and television presenter.
With the job of fixing failing restaurants and hotels, bad food, service and crazy owners comes with the territory.
The best thing about watching Ramsay on television is the way in which he puts clueless owners in their place with a few choice words.
This leads to some wonderful lines from the chef and the video below collects some of the funniest in one place.
“Dry” it seems is something he encounters a lot, "bland" is an occupational hazard and he also mentions donkeys genitals an awful lot.
There’s a lot of swearing and a few sad faces but it’s all fun.