Ever been to your favorite bagel shop in a hurry? You're hungry and you want your bagel NOW but the line won't budge. Well, perhaps things would move along quicker if your preferred breakfast spot had a ninja bagel slicer like the one shown in the video below.
In what seems like nanoseconds, this contraption slices bagels and, in one dramatic swoop, shoots them down the assembly line. The bagels practically fly down to the next station.
''My girlfriend and I went out for breakfast over the weekend and came across what has to be the world's greatest bagel slicer. I liked it so much I filmed it and, because I occasionally have the maturity of a toddler, added over-the-top music. Enjoy!''
We're digging the sound effects, Matt! You will too. Check it out: