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Funny food quotes for Mother's Day

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Funny food quotes for Mother's Day

Take a look at these funny food quotes made!

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
Nora Ephron

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin

My mother was a terrible cook. When I was a child I went ice fishing. I came back with 40 pounds of ice. My mother fried it and we almost drowned.
Submitted by Mike Bunge, Oklahoma

My mother never breast fed me; she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George Bush

(Source Grinning Planet, Basic Jokes)

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